A Prize In Every Box

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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Webring Post #6

I am thrilled by today's topic! Such fun! The topic, according to DK, is: If you were to form a gang right now, what would it be called? What would it do? What would your personal nickname be? What would you be known to be especially "hard core" at in your gang?

Well, let me tell you people...a more ruthless band of gritty-yet-lovable characters you will not find! The gang known as The Shenanigans will be the scourge of the greater metropolitan area; known only by rumor, and eventually immortalized in storybooks and songs.

Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, maybe you can hire...The Shenanigans. Oh wait, no, that's the A-Team...the Shenanigans are world-class thieves and corsairs, and live by a strict code of honor that involves being ridiculously friendly and not preying upon the poor and weak. By day they blend in with the local populace, but when the day's business is done, they take their stolen and converted Metro bus sailing upon the open seas of the beltway, stealing entire cars right off of the road from people with entirely too much money. Who needs gold-plated rims, honestly? The owners are then dropped off on the side of the road with a handshake and an I've had enough of these Shenanigans! t-shirt.

Of course, my personal nickname would be "Thin Man", and I would join such notables as "Captain Shenanigan", "Mister Short", "Weasel", "Jimmy the Penguin", and "Fingers" O'Reilley in my pursuit of suburban piracy.

As for my specialty...no idea. Perhaps hardcore ninja sneaking-around skills? Yeah, lets go with that. Sweet...ninja pirates....

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