The Web Links Episode!
So today I realized that the last movie that Nyx and I saw together was Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. That just sorta says it all, doesn't it? :) Heeeiiinous...
Today, in an effort to educate and prepare the masses, I have compiled a small selection of websites that will prepare the individual for a zombie infestation.
1. Shaolin Spade
This fun little weapon is probably the best anti-zombie hand weapon in the history of man. Either end can be used to fell a zombie, while the shaft keeps said zombie at a 4-5 foot range, as opposed to the 2-3 feet, or "lunging range" that they would have to be for a sword to be effective.
2. Titanium Crow-Bar
Eastern Europe (home of Vampires, Werewolves and Frankenstein) is credited with the development of the titanium crow-bar. 40% lighter than steel, 10x stronger than aluminum, this key tool can be used as a bludgeon or to pry open things.
3. Animal Netting
Tired of killing zombies? Save some for later! And the little scamps won't chew or tear through this stainless-steel hand-knit netting!
4. Shark Mesh
Available from any reputable dealer in diving supplies, 5mm pyrostretch titanium suits will provide significant protection from the teeth of those rascally zombies. Also available are gloves and booty slippers.
And that should keep you safe in the event of a Level 1 through Level 3 infestation. At Level 4, all bets are off, and your best bet is to run.
On the lighter side of things, I have found a pair of pot-smoking websites that will provide amusement for the masses:
1. Sean Baby
A site with diatribes and dissertations on the madness that surrounds us. Or something. The section on the Superfriends is hysterical.
2. Thighs Wide Shut
What I can only assume is a blog by the most brain-fried individual I've come across, but its got a quaint humor and lots of 80's references. Where else will you find adjoining pictures of Mischa Barton and Falcor from Neverending Story?
Today, in an effort to educate and prepare the masses, I have compiled a small selection of websites that will prepare the individual for a zombie infestation.
1. Shaolin Spade
This fun little weapon is probably the best anti-zombie hand weapon in the history of man. Either end can be used to fell a zombie, while the shaft keeps said zombie at a 4-5 foot range, as opposed to the 2-3 feet, or "lunging range" that they would have to be for a sword to be effective.
2. Titanium Crow-Bar
Eastern Europe (home of Vampires, Werewolves and Frankenstein) is credited with the development of the titanium crow-bar. 40% lighter than steel, 10x stronger than aluminum, this key tool can be used as a bludgeon or to pry open things.
3. Animal Netting
Tired of killing zombies? Save some for later! And the little scamps won't chew or tear through this stainless-steel hand-knit netting!
4. Shark Mesh
Available from any reputable dealer in diving supplies, 5mm pyrostretch titanium suits will provide significant protection from the teeth of those rascally zombies. Also available are gloves and booty slippers.
And that should keep you safe in the event of a Level 1 through Level 3 infestation. At Level 4, all bets are off, and your best bet is to run.
On the lighter side of things, I have found a pair of pot-smoking websites that will provide amusement for the masses:
1. Sean Baby
A site with diatribes and dissertations on the madness that surrounds us. Or something. The section on the Superfriends is hysterical.
2. Thighs Wide Shut
What I can only assume is a blog by the most brain-fried individual I've come across, but its got a quaint humor and lots of 80's references. Where else will you find adjoining pictures of Mischa Barton and Falcor from Neverending Story?
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